Tuesday

Is this a Joke?!


Heels for all you sexy snorkeling ladies out there!
Make sure your gams look great as you bodysurf at the Pier!
Many colors to match all your wetsuits and bikinis!
Only $550!! What a Deal!!
*Walking is not possible on these 'shoes'.*


Don't even bother trying to walk in heels on the sand. Or in fins. Have you ever tried walking in fins? It's impossible. You don't walk, you flop. Now add a 4 inch 'do me' heel to your floppingness and Viola! The biggest idiot on the beach! Someone got paid to create these things.
*sigh*

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