Monday

Idiocy Knows No Wage Limit

New dumb things financial advisors have said to me:

  • I am the mayor of a very small 3rd class city.

  • I'm just a youngest male in the sibling chain in need of encouragement - thank you.

  • Am I the only pathetic, shaking, bowl of needy gelatin out there?

  • If you have any ideas on my business, let me know.

  • I used to smoke pot, like Clinton, but I actually inhaled.

  • It was only a misdemeanor but they told me it was a felony. Is that gonna be a problem?

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