Tuesday

Captain America is Dead!?!

The all-American superhero; the comic symbol of American pride, power and strength; the untarnished, untouchable protector of the American way has been killed by a sniper. What does this say about America?

Did American ideals die right along with our hero? Have we fought so hard that we've killed ourselves? The eternal truths this country was built on have been shredded in the courtroom, the media, capitol buildings and in the hearts of many Americans. What is left of our national values? How does the death of Captain America symbolize the death of the American way and what we stand for?

Captain America had fought the Nazi's and Japanese during World War II, he battled Communists during the Cold War and recently fought against the loss of our civil rights in the Superhero Registration Act (a thinly veiled nod to the US Patriot Act). Captain America has stood for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. He has upheld our rights to Liberty and Justice for All. He has fought for peace, safety and protection from our enemies. Captain America has stood by America to fend off those who would destroy her. Here at the end, he was killed in the most cowardly way, by a sniper.

The means of his death is a symbol in it's own right. A sniper does not give the victim the opportunity to fight. A sniper hides behind cover and waits for a vulnerable moment. A sniper does not show his face and take responsibility for his actions. A sniper can blend in to walk among us as our friend, waiting for the opportune moment to destroy life. Those who fight against America may also walk among us.

It is not merely outside forces that seek to destroy America, but those who live comfortably safe within her boarders. Physical evidence of this internal destruction lie in 168 graves in Oklahoma City. Why do those who benefit from America's freedoms work so hard to undermine the same freedoms they enjoy? How does one come to hate so intensely as to kill another human being?

It is easier to kill a person than an ideal. Assassins believed that the murder of Abraham Lincoln would end the abolition of slavery. White supremacists believed the murder of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would end the civil rights movement. Ignorant mobs believed the death of Joseph Smith Jr. would cause the Mormon Church to disintegrate. All of these martyrdom's only solidified the movements behind these great leaders and strengthened the resolve of those within. Will the murder of Captain America strengthen those masses he represents? Or is his death another step down the road to America becoming Babylon?

Unanswerable questions and thoughts left unfinished. Another symbol of American strength and resolve destroyed by cowardice and apathy. Long have comic books served as a visual measurement of our values and desires. The ancient battle of good versus evil will continue, but who will stand up for America now?

Comics read my mind


Monday

Quote for the Day

Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart.

Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.

- Winston Churchill

Sunday

My Ink



Sun and Moon
Fire and Ice
Ying and Yang
You are what I am not
What I am you cannot be
Yet together we are one

Friday

72 Things About Me

I saw this on a pretty lady's blog and thought, "Hey I can list random stuff about me." She had 100. I can't think of that many. Well, here we go...

  1. 72 is my lucky number. Go ahead, ask me why.
  2. I like corned beef hash.
  3. I hate spam. Both kinds.
  4. It took me 29 years to start to feel like a girl. I'm still working on that.
  5. Evanescense is my new favorite band.
  6. I do not highlight my hair, and enjoy being the only woman in the room without a striped head.
  7. I am 5'10" .
  8. I like to stick my arm out the window and make it swim while driving and listening to loud music. People stare and I smile at them.
  9. Road rage makes me laugh.
  10. I have only been to one professional football game.
  11. I think I am a whammy to pro sports, everytime I go to or watch a game my team loses.
  12. I know I am not destined to win the lottery :o(
  13. Light blue is my favorite color.
  14. My cat P.B. is the loudest animal I have ever owned.
  15. I believe that sushi can turn a bad day good.
  16. I love to read the Scriptures.
  17. I can listen to the same song 10 times and not get sick of it.
  18. I have OCD when I eat Skittles. I line them up based on color, then eat the most to the least. I have to save a grape for last since grape is my favorite Skittle.
  19. I will only eat roasted salted peanuts, no other nuts. Yes I have tried others, no I do not like them Sam I Am.
  20. One of my favorite books growing up is called "To Hell With Dying."
  21. 21 is my bithday. In May. 1977. Every year.
  22. I love the smell of real Christmas trees, fresh cut grass, coffee and gasoline.
  23. Eternity is my favorite men's cologne.
  24. I would love to work in Microcredit someday.
  25. I would love to be able to be a stay-at-home-mom.
  26. I will never own a mini-van, please shoot me if I do.
  27. I got a real BBQ Grill for my 27th birthday and my husband grilled bacon-wrapped Filet Mignon on it for me.
  28. I slid through high school (and most of my life) because I'm cute, manipulative and understand the importance of correct spelling, grammar and sentence structure.
  29. I am currently reading Dracula. It's getting very good.
  30. I aspire to be a writer. I have lots of parts of stories, so that's why I'm still aspiring.
  31. I learned that it is diffucult to type correctly with acrylic nails, but I love how they look and am now addicted.
  32. I wish I had better skin, and took better care of my skin. I think those go hand in hand.
  33. Learning that I am a daughter of God has been the most important thing I've ever learned.
  34. Finding old friends is a two sided coin.
  35. I love road trips.
  36. Camping and hiking are good for the soul.
  37. More often than not, people are the answers to my prayers.
  38. The day I was baptized was the best day of my life.
  39. My words can be very sharp at times. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes not.
  40. I feel like I am waiting for something big to happen. Not good or bad, just big.
  41. I feel like I don't belong here.
  42. I think I'm a good driver.
  43. I would love to race a real racecar on a real racetrack.
  44. Being in the Temple and floating in water can feel the same.
  45. If I could choose a superpower, I would fly.
  46. I've told people I love them, then had to convince myself that it was true.
  47. Idaho is where my heart is.
  48. My mind never turns off, even when I'm sleeping.
  49. I have insomnia.
  50. I'm flexible like Gumby and love Yoga.
  51. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, and yes I am Mormon :o)
  52. I've learned that getting stalked is not fun.
  53. I learned how to drive stick on the test drive of my new car. The saleman wouldn't let me go on the freeway.
  54. When it happens, I won't be ready. No matter what I tell myself or how much I've been prepared.
  55. I have a guardian angel, and I know his name. I miss him.
  56. I can't wait to get out of here and not have memories around every corner.
  57. Circus Peanuts and Pixie Sticks make me happy.
  58. I have serious mommy issues in my head. Both ways.
  59. I want to be there for my kids and want them to know they can trust me and feel safe at home.
  60. I love this blogging thing.
  61. I want an American Mastiff.
  62. My son's name will be Levi.
  63. My daughter's name will be Ashton Faye.
  64. Kittens are good entertainment.
  65. I used to live in a pink house with sex, drugs and rock & roll in the living room.
  66. I got kicked out at 19.
  67. I moved into my dad's basement at 21 in order to get baptized and still believe it was the best thing I ever did.
  68. Music speaks to my soul.
  69. 69 Enough said ;oO
  70. It's 11:30pm and I still have two more to go. My alarm will go off in 5 hours and 45 minutes.
  71. Sometimes I wish I could go back to the last day of high school to tell one person one thing.
  72. Life is too short to spend one second unhappy. Don't do it.

Thursday

If you keep making that face, it will get stuck like that!


Final Essay for COM 120 Class

When our “civilized” society needs sex to sell a hamburger, it is television that markets our moral state in colorful 30 second spots. With thousands of television channels to choose from, you should always be able to find something interesting to watch. In between scenes of our favorite shows and games, advertisers market their goods and services to their intended demographic audience. Today's commercials and programming have seen a steady downturn in taste, class and controversial content. What can we do about it? Let's review some of the “entertainment” available as we answer that question.

From the doe-eyed blonde washing a car with her half naked body to the costumed clown walking on his hands yet drinking a beer in the wrong place, television commercials advertise our general moral decay. Though tremendous negative response came from the initial Carl's Jr. advertisement showing a pop star seductively washing a car while eating one of their hamburgers, the restaurant chain defended their actions and refused to pull the commercial. A Bud Light advertisement during the 2003 Superbowl shows a man in a 'clown walking on his hands' costume. He enters a bar and orders a beer, drinking it through, what looks like, the wrong end. The camera pans to the bar patrons and shows their disgust with what they see, yet the ad runs anyway.

Lee Jeans may be an innocuous brand in the United States; abroad a pair sells for over $100US. To brand itself, the company has taken a huge step toward advertising pornography. “The two B&T opted not to print include a man disappearing up a girl's dress, while the other has a bare-chested girl about to suck on a phallic ice block.” (Jacobs, 2006 Will sex drive Lee over the edge?). Lee Jeans Australian marketing campaign includes several photographs that could be construed as soft-porn with models that barely appear to be of majority age.

Perhaps the worst offenders on the controversial stage are politicians. During election years we are inundated with mud-slinging, name calling, personal-life baring and historical misrepresentation commercials. From southern senatorial candidates representing each other as rich KKK members to showing images from the September 11th attacks, politicians scrape the bottom of the moral bucket with their advertisements. In California, Chuck Poochigian attempted to convince voters that because his opponent, Jerry Brown, did not support the death penalty that he condoned the actions of serial killers and mass murderers, showing a picture of Charles Manson next to a picture of his opponent.

While the red hot debate of stem cell research has hit the political campaign trail, both sides of the debate make their case with less than stellar results. A senator in Missouri enlisted Michael J. Fox to show his support for her because of her support of government funding of stem cell research. Rush Limbaugh's response to the actors commercial created a firestorm of response and raised the stem cell debate to unprecedented levels.

Alcohol advertising has been found to have a stronger effect on children and teenagers than adults. Humorous beer commercials such as the upside down clown cater to a child's level of understanding. In 1978 the Federal Trade Commission looked into restricting or banning advertising directed at children, deeming it to be harmful. Images of parties and social gatherings where alcohol seems to be the reason for the fun, appeal to teenagers who are striving for acceptance and involvement.

Warning labels, text and voice-overs on alcohol commercials are not deemed to be effective in deterring consumption of alcohol by minors. Federal policies regarding warning labels on bottles and advertisements allow the company the freedom to choose which label goes with which product, leaving room for misrepresentation of the risks. Many companies choose to use the warning labels regarding use of alcohol during pregnancy, knowing that most of their demographic does not include pregnant women.

Along with the commercials themselves, television programming has taken a downturn as well. Watch your favorite sitcom on any given night and you will see graphic examples of promiscuous sex (Desperate Housewives), racial and gender stereotypes (Everybody Loves Raymond), promotion of
alternative lifestyles (Will & Grace, The L Word) and people who will do anything and everything for money and fame (any reality show). One of the most damaging genres in advertising and broadcasting is the destruction of the traditional family and traditional family values. While we watch shows with neighbors committing adultery and wives degrading their husbands to lower class citizens, we then are sold products using the same tactics.

How many times during the last episode of your favorite TV show did you see a wife tell her husband how proud she is of him? How often did you see a traditional family sit down to dinner without harsh words or degrading jokes? What program includes scenes of a social get-together without alcohol or sex? Can you think of any? The examples I thought I found proved to be wrong later in the program. We are inundated with visual examples of dysfunctional families, raunchy advertising, greed driven leaders and fame seeking populations of the young and old. So what can we do to improve the level of entertainment available to us? The answer that I have found may be difficult for you to follow.

I do not watch television and have not for over 10 years. Now, you're saying in your mind, if you don't watch TV, who are you to give me advice on watching TV? Let me explain. When I tell people that I do not watch TV, the most common response is “Then what do you do?” I ask them right back “What do you DO? You don't DO anything. Sitting on your couch, flipping channels is not DOING anything. I go outside. I have conversations with my husband. I read books and the newspaper, magazines and articles online. I go to school and enter into discussions with my classmates. I play games and write letters to friends. I take bubble baths and cook dinner. What do you do? Or what could you do in the time you’re now watching TV?”

What can we do to improve the level of entertainment available to us? Create our own entertainment and do not allow ourselves to be 'sold' on what some advertiser or programmer wants to sell us. The American Time Use Survey states:
The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) of the U.S. Department of Labor reported today that in 2005: Watching TV was the leisure activity that occupied the most time (2.6 hours per day), accounting for about half of leisure time on average, for both men and women. Also: In households with the youngest child under age 6, time spent providing primary childcare averaged 2.5 hours for women and 1.3 hours for men.
While most American men watch 2.6 hours of television a day, they spend half that time, 1.3 hours, caring for their children. What can these statistics show us about our priorities and values? In plain numbers it would seem that television is twice as important as caring for our children.

There certainly are positives to television and there are things to learn. Educational channels and shows can teach us about history and the world around us. News programming keeps us up to date on current events and issues that may affect us. Public access television allows for local talent, religious groups and community colleges to reach larger audiences. Sports channels entertain us with our favorite games and teams. Yet you can learn the same things at your local library, internet site, and stadium or by speaking to an elder who was there.

By turning off our TV's and taking our children outside, we are engaging our families in positive growth and helping our communities to grow as well. You can strengthen your family by sharing a family game night or a spiritual family home evening. You can learn science and nature by exploring tide pools or the local creek or pond. You can learn history by visiting a museum or retirement community. You can gain a healthy body for yourselves and your children by playing at the local playground. You can strengthen your marriage by taking a walk around your neighborhood and discussing anything that's on your mind. You can make your neighborhood safer by throwing a block party or neighborhood cleanup. The possibilities of what you can do are endless. All you have to do is choose to not be sold on anything by advertisers and television programmers, turn off your television and engage in the world around you. You don't have to change the world, you might do it anyway.

Psalm 23

The Lord is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for His name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil:
For thou art with me;
Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies:
Thou anointest my head with oil;
My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the house of the LORD
for ever.

Tuesday

Paper I Wrote for School

Almost every woman I know, and probably most I don’t, are waiting for their knight-in-shining-armor to sweep them off their feet and ride away into the sunset. Girls are taught from a very young age that we need to hold out for our hero to save the day. Love songs and fairy tales teach us about romance and living happily ever after, but can it really happen? It can. I believe that the skill every woman should learn is to make their husband their hero.

Everyday the media tells woman that they are powerful and strong, but what does popular media tell men? Watch a sitcom any day of the night and you will see men depicted as ignorant, clumsy, lacking in social skills and driven by uncontrollable libido. Are these the type of men that women dreamed about marrying? In The Family: A Proclamation to the World it states;

By divine design, fathers are to preside over their families in love and righteousness and are responsible to provide the necessities of life and protection for their families. Mothers are primarily responsible for the nurture of their children. In these sacred responsibilities, fathers and mothers are obligated to help one another as equal partners.

To say that a woman should be meek and submissive can cause conflict in both men and women. Some people would be offended at the idea that a woman should be submissive to a man, while other women strive for those values and other men seek them out. The first commandment given directly to women can be found in the Book of Genesis, chapter 3 verse 16, KJV “...thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.” By following this simple commandment woman can allow their husbands to preside over the family, and create loving environments for child rearing.

By allowing husbands to be the hero, women empower the men in their lives to take control of their responsibilities and accomplish these time-tested duties. The media and other factors would have us, both men and women, believe that men are incapable of accomplishing these goals. We would be led to believe that a woman's place in the executive office, and that those women who choose not to work, but stay home and raise a family, are less valuable and lower class citizens. These stereotypes of both male and female roles are detrimental to our families and our society.

With divorce and cohabitation rates skyrocketing, what examples are we teaching our children? The 2002 Census Bureau report states;

"The National Center for Health Statistics recently released a report which found that 43percent of first marriages end in separation or divorce within 15 years. The study is based on the National Survey of Family Growth, a nationally representative sample of women age 15 to 44 in 1995.”

With 43% of marriages ending in separation and divorce, a married couple is nearly twice as likely to end their marriage than to develop heart disease, which only affects 29% of us and yet is America's number one killer (Center for Disease Control 2006). More children today are raised in broken homes than ever before in the history of our country.

How can a wife turn her husband into her hero? Simple steps can make a large difference when trying to bring about change. Asking for help, even when it is something a woman could accomplish on her own, like opening a stuck jar or reaching something on a high shelf. Turning over the day to day finances and checkbook to the husband empowers him with literal responsibility for the families money and tells the husband that he is trusted. A woman can support a man in his home improvement projects by allowing him to complete the project in his own time, and giving compliments on a job well done. These modest accolades, and countless more, are ways in which a wife can help to build her husband's self-esteem and integrity.

“The most important...work you will ever do will be within the walls of your own home.” -Harold B. Lee. How can we live up to our responsibilities and overcome the negativity that assails us every day? Woman can choose to support and sustain their husbands in all their honorable doings. Men can choose to step up to the plate and do the work that is necessary to provide for and protect their families and loved ones. The paradigm shift and learning the skill of turning a husband into a hero is the catalyst to turning those shocking statistics around and creating a better world.

Quote for the Day

HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.

Monday

Movies I Could Watch Everyday

Here is somewhat complete list of movies I could watch everyday and never get tired of:

The Goonies
Clueless
Bourne Identity
Grease 2
(shut up, I know)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Signs
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars
( Yes, I am aware that these last two are multiple movies.
This is my list, not yours.)
Movies I can watch once a month and still laugh like they're brand new:
Napoleon Dynamite
Tommy Boy
Happy Gilmore
Shrek
Austin Powers:
International Man of Mystery
Anchorman:
The Legend of Ron Burgundy
The Princess Bride
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Movies that scared the crap out of me that I will never watch again:
Fallen
Nightmare on Elm Street
The Exorcist
Poltergeist
The Ring
Seven
The Omen
Children of the Corn
It
Movies that still make me jump after seeing them 50 times:
Signs
The Village
Sixth Sense
(do you see an M. Night pattern here?)
Alien vs. Predator
Any movies that has creatures jumping out at you.
My favorite scenes:
Bourne Identity:
When Jason and Marie are in his apartment and the blond assassin and Jason are fighting in the hallway; they knock each other to opposite ends of the hallway, then come charging at each other. The look on Jason's face is so intense in that moment. He knows he's going to take this guy down . I love it.
Goonies:
Ah, there are so many, but if I must pare it down;
1. The Truffle Shuffle
2. Mikey's speech in the wishing well about why they shouldn't go up Troy's bucket.
3. Brad riding the little girls bike.
4. Mouth translating to Rosalita
5. Andy and Steph getting "attacked" by a disgusting fish-head monster that jumped out of the bushes and almost killed them.
Happy Gilmore
"That's your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Clueless
1. Cher brings home her upgraded report card.
Dad:" You went from a C+ to an A-?"
Cher: "Based fully on my powers of persuasion. You proud?"
Dad:" I couldn't be prouder than if they were based on real grades!"
2. Dad meets Cher's date, Christian. " Anything happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."
3. Christian's car; Convertible Nash Metropolitan.
Grease 2
Steph's "Cool Rider" solo.
Check back regularly for more updates.

Wednesday

My husband asked me if anyone else reads this stuff. I'm not that popular.


Thin Mints!!

This is what I saw sitting on my desk when I came into work today. Three boxes. What a glorious way to start your day! Thank God for Girl Scouts!!



Tuesday

Thursday

Quote for the Day

Every post is honorable

in which a man can

serve his country.


-George Washington

letter to Benedict Arnold

Sept. 14, 1775

Good Day

Someone just told me,
"You rock like Elvis!"
Today is a good day.

Wednesday

One Time...



One time I let my sister leave on a date with her ultra long hair tucked into the back of her pants.

One time I jumped off a roof into a snow drift, and it wasn't a big jump.

One time the neighborhood fat kid got stuck in a snow drift and we all ran.

One time I said "Gramma, Watch!" then dove head first into a desk and got 16 stiches.

One time my boy hamster snuck into my girl hamsters cage and I got blamed when she had babies.

One time my best friend got more Christmas presents under my tree than I did.

One time I made out with a boy in the boy's locker room.

One time I left my car in neutral and it rolled down a hill into a ditch and hit a tree.

One time I walked out of class in protest of the First Gulf War.

One time I was able to tell my mom that she did a good job at raising me.

One time I told a Boy Scout that Crisco was just like icing and he ate a whole spoonful.

One time I got it on at the San Onofre viewpoint.

One time I jumped off the top of a 3 story yacht into Avalon Bay in Catalina.

One time I let a guy pick me up with the line "What?"

One time my sister and I had a funeral for bugs we killed.

One time I told someone I was sorry for trying to get in a fight with them in high school.

One time I had 8 in a row!

One time I was going to get a job at a strip club but walked out because I decided that I was worth more.

One time I found my best friend on MySpace.

One time my brother didn't know how old I was and he said "7 or 14". I was 12.

One time I had a begnin fibroid adenoma removed from my right breast and I've done the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer ever since.

Soup and Yogurt

Because I have 29 things pending on my desk and I have no desire to do any of them, I'm going to tell you about my unsatisfying lunch today. (yes I know you shouldn't start a sentence with 'because', but this is my blog, not yours!) Today for lunch I am having chicken noodle soup out of a can and strawberry yogurt. These are not the items I want to eat for lunch. Not at all. My attempt to improve the store-brand soup by adding crushed up saltine crackers accomplished two things; the soup is thicker and not so soupy and I got out a hobbit sized bit of aggression by smashing the crackers in their wrapper. (although knowing how aggressive the Fellowship hobbits got doesn't really correlate the analogy, but only LOTR nerds like me would think that.)
I would much rather have Rubios' fish tacos and some beer battered onion rings instead of my crackery soup and yogurt. Filet Mignon is also a nice option, considering that Donovan's is just down the street and open for lunch. Not that filet for lunch is not really in my price range, but hey, life is short! Looking forward, things that will be in my price range will increase dramatically after the move to Charlotte, because of the huge cost of living difference. Filet for lunch may be a real possibility.
I wonder what good steak houses Charlotte offers? Finding my way around town will be intersting and scary. I KNOW I will get lost on a regular basis. West will no longer point to the ocean. That's gonna mess me up somethin' good. Usually West is the only direction I can find. hmm.
Done with my crackery soup, on to my delicious dessert of sumptuous strawberry yogurt......................I thought if I made it sound like it tastes good I might want it more. I was wrong. Where's a chocolate lava cake when you need one?!

Tuesday

Quote for the Day


To love and be loved
is to feel the sun
from both sides

-David L. Viscott, MD.

Wednesday

Towel Dog


Valentines Day

I love you
yadda yadda yadda
flowers and candy
blah blah blah
cupid, etc, etc....
A cadre of women are standing outside my office, eating cupcakes and discussing their Valentine's plans, checking out each others nails and extolling the benefits of quickly unwrinkling their clothes in the dryer. A male coworker attempts to make his way through the gaggling mob to the printer and is assailed with paparazzi like questions of "What are you doing for Valentine's Day? What did you get your wife? Are you taking her out tonite? Did you send her flowers?" The sweat starts to bead on his forehead as he stutters his answers affirmatively and runs for his life with his hard won document. Each woman, in turn, spouts how much work they have to do and, with an air of vindicated important-ness, flaunts off to their appointed corners.

Sunday

Same Same

While cleaning out the garage,
my hubby found this picture of me from High School.
I still look the same.
I even weigh the same.
I am curvier now, so my husband says.
What do you think?


Friday

Tuesday

Tough Choice


Thought for the Day

Take the weakest part of my personality and work on it, until it becomes my strength.

I believe the weakest part of my personality to be my thoughts. I need to control my thoughts and quiet my mind.

"Let virtue garnish they thoughts, then shall thy confidence wax strong in the Lord"

Friday

Quote that smacked me in the face today

Your soulmate is not
the one you aspire to love,
but the one you
make a life with.

Thursday

Wednesday

Color Blind

When I was 6 or 7 years old, we lived in Idaho.
We didn't have much money and I am not ashamed to say we lived in a trailer park.
My dad called home one day and told my mom that he had bought a
RED SPORTS CAR!!!
We were in complete shock, and lined up in the driveway to see our new ride.

We thought maybe we'd get this:




But we were humble and decided we would settle for American made:

My father is red/green color blind and does not see shades of any color very clearly.

We were not thinking of this fact as we were anxiously anticipating our new

RED SPORTS CAR!

The tension mounted.

My dad pulled into our driveway, proudly showing off his new

RED SPORTS CAR !



A Four Door Lime Green Chevy Nova!!!
This is not a joke. We had that car for 3 years.
Moral of the story. Dad's try very hard and should always be appluaded for their efforts no matter what the outcome.
And, always get a second opinion!

New Found Poem

I've dreamed of many dreams, that never came true.
I've seen them vanish at the dawn.
But I've realized enough of my dreams,
To make me wanna dream on.

I've prayed many prayers when no answers came,
Though I've waited patient and long.
But answers came to enough of my prayers,
To make me keep praying on.

I've sown many seeds that fell by the way,
For the birds to feed upon.
But I've held enough golden sheaves in my hand,
To make me keep sowing on.

I've drained the cup of dissappointment and pain.
And gone many days without a song.
But I have sipped enough nectar from the honey of life,
To make me want to live on.

Quote for the Day


Love and magic
have a great deal in common.
They enrich the soul,
delight the heart and
they both take practice.
-Nora Roberts

Tuesday

That's the one.

Sometimes God speaks to you in unexpected ways. Like through other peoples spreadsheets.

Monday


Will you raise me up, will you help me down?

Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?

Will you make it all a little less cold?


Will you hold me sacred?

Will you hold me tight?

Can you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?

Can you make it all a little less old?


Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?

Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?

Can you give me something I can take home?


Will you cater to every fantasy I got?

Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?

Will you take me places I've never known?

New


I learned something new. Plain yogurt is NOT the same as plain ice cream. Plain ice cream = Vanilla. Plain yogurt is NOT vanilla. My mouth was very sad (and disgusted) to find out this truth.


Random fact for the day.

and a bunny for no reason.

Friday

Friday


Random Things I've Seen, Read and Heard Today

"Damn money-grubbing circus freaks!"

"Emily, your persuasive essay caught my attention like a foofaraw."

"Our chickens don't do drugs."

Above picture exclaiming the danger of running over your child with a tractor lawnmower. Beware!!

"There's a banana jew on my desk."

Skiva Graphics, Inc.
* my definition of skiva is a scheaming skank, but that's just me*

"What happened to the other 14 cockrings?"

"If you ignore winter for three months, it will go away."

"Why are there no 'B' batteries?"

"If you lived on the bus, you would be home by now."

"You look like a 50's housewife." "Yeah, June Cleaver is kind of a MILF"

"The thing I miss most about San Diego, spicy carrots."

"Whatever. I fully did at least one useful thing today."

"On Sale Today! Cell phones that DON'T catch fire!"

"If my wife asks, I installed your shower bar today."

"Dude. My veins are sexy! Not like yours."

"Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot."

"It's always the last place you look."
*of course it's the freaking last place your look, ya idiot. Why would you keep looking once you found it? Dumb people are stupid.*

Wednesday

CHARGERS RALLY!!!!!!!

SAN DIEGO SUPER CHARGERS!!

Me and an estimated 15,000 other fans showed up at Qualcomm to support our Division Champion CHARGERS!!

And the crowd just grew bigger,



And Bigger!


The Chargers Girls came to shake their stuff and had the boys going crazy!


The crowd was crazy when P.O.D. came and rocked our socks!


P.O.D. is AWESOME! With some of my faves, like "So Alive" and "Youth of the Nation". They brought in the players with their anthem "San Diego Chargers"

See it here on YouTube. View from the opposite side. The sound is pretty good, but it was a completely different feel being there!

And they saved the best for last.


SHAWNE MERRIMAN!!!

YUMMY!


This is a great shot!



The Chargers will Rule the School on Sunday!! I cannot wait!

and sometimes I feel like this...

Sometimes I feel like this...

Tuesday

Prissy Females in Nice Fur Coats

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.
And finally,
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Monday

I Love Global Warming

IT'S JANUARY AND I'M LAYING OUT IN MY BIKINI! THIS IS WHAT I PAY $400 SQ FT FOR! I LOVE GLOBAL WARMING!

Friday

Common Sense is Hard to Find



If I were to invite you to a sushi lunch, what would you expect to do? Would you expect to have to leave your desk, leave your office, get in your car and drive to a sushi restaurant and spend more than 20 minutes of your time? OR, would you expect someone to bring your favorite sushi to your office so you could sit at your desk and eat it?

The former is what I think when discussing a sushi lunch with someone, but apprantly not everyone thinks that same way. (no surprise there) A woman in our office is leaving the company after 6 years and I am setting up a farewell lunch for her at her favorite sushi restaurant. I sent out the invitation earlier this week and received back 9 acceptances. Today, I received a e-mail from one of a group of three ladies who had accepted. She posed the questions of what conference room the lunch was going to be in?

Uhm?! Hello! We're having sushi, not pizza. This is San Diego, not New York. They do not deliver sushi. And I'm not going to to pay upfront for 10 people's sushi. Common Sense to me: Sushi = Restaurant.

Needless to say these people decided not to come and made me feel guilty for not explaining things to them. Stupid people are dumb.

Thursday

Emnhen

*Actual e-mail I got from a Financial Advisor today*

Em,

May I call you Em?

Does anyone call you Emnhen?

Anyway that's not why I called.


*I actually laughed out loud when I read this. I have not yet been called Emnhen, but a client always says "Hey Henne Honey". Love it!*

Wednesday

"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."
-Anais Nin

6 Wierd Things About Me

I got tagged. Here they are:

  1. When making mashed potatoes, I will eat a few bites of raw potato. I'm from Idaho so it's OK.
  2. I dream in color and can continue the dream even after I wake up. I usually make it much better.
  3. I only do about 3 hours of work a day and continually get praised for doing such a great job.
  4. I can make the middle finger on my left hand hang like a limp noodle.
  5. I really only listen to the beginning and end of sentences when people talk to me. My mind wanders in the middle, but I'm fast enough to figure it out.
  6. I took me 27 years to feel comfortable wearing open toed shoes.

Tag. Your IT!

Freedom is Not Free





North Carolina

I may have a REALLY good job opportunity in North Carolina. The position is not quite ready yet, but it is in the works. My boss wants me to go to the new Charlotte offices and head up Transitions there. I would do all the HOV's for rep's in the Southeast. I would be pretty autonomous, and would eventually get to have people under and work as their supervisor. Because the offices are on the southeast side of Charlotte, I could live outside of the city, in a town called Gastonia, and commute a short distance. That way I can be close to a big city (Charlotte has about 250k people) but not have to live in the city. Gastonia has some very nice houses and lots of parks.
All I have to do is get out of the house here and move on up. I'm working on that.

Good Ideas

  • Line all your dress shoes with pieces of suede leather to avoid sqeaking, slipping and sweaty feet. (leather available at Michael's). Cut piece of leather long ways in two, at a slight diagonal. Pour foot powder into each shoes and shake around until thoroughly covered. Press leather into shoe, pushing down into the corners. When you pull the leather out, you will have a perfect outline of the shoe interior from the powder. Cut out along the powder line and glue into shoe with fabric glue.

  • Get extra lean ground beef for a small price. Buy London Broil or Chuck Roast when on sale. ($1.57 a lb at Stater Bros.) Have the butcher grind up two large steaks. Grind twice for finer texture. Once home, separate into 1 to 1 1/2 lbs portions in freezer ziplock bags. Close bags and press flat, expelling as much air as possible. Stack and freeze. The flattened meat with thaw quickly in the fridge or hot water. You now have extra lean ground beef at $1.57 lb, and it's ready to cook straight from your freezer.

  • Tired of your old clothes and books? Have an Exchange Party! Sort through your closet and bookshelves. Find whatever you haven't touched in the past year and pull it out. Invite your friends to do the same and bring their findings over with their favorite appetizer. Display clothes on curtain rods and strung, knotted rope. Arrange books on folding tables and stacks. Everyone gets to choose whatever they like and take it home for free. Whatever is left over gets donated to charity. (Tips: Make sure you have at least two rooms available as fitting rooms. If there is a dispute over an item, solve it the old fashioned way, Rock Paper Scissors.)

Pilates is not my best friend

So I decided to try the Pilates class at my gym tonite. I want to stay looking hot for my hubby, and for me. For those of you who don't know, Pilates is stretching exercises targeting specific muscle groups. It is supposed to promote core strength and flexibility. Sounds good right? I thought so too. and then...I GOT MY BOOTY KICKED!!!! Holy Smokes! I didn't know I even had muscles in places that my muscles hurt now. My sit-in-an-office-then-on-the-freeway-for-60-hours-a-week butt and hips do not do the things I was asked to do. Oh, your butt has never moved that way before? 10 more reps. Ready and 1...

So I'll be back next Tuesday. I'm a glutton for punishment.

Tuesday

And it Came to Pass...


Happy New Year!!

Wow! Another year has come and gone.

We spent New Years Eve at a friends house haveing Game Night with a bunch of other couples and some crazy kids. Mormon game night consists of bring your favorite game and favorite junk foods. Then we'll stay up too late and get sugar highs. Good clean fun. Midnight came with explosions of poppers and confetti. The martinelli's toast came about 5 minutes later because we forgot. the folks attached to kids left just after midnight and there were 3 diehard couples left. The F's who lived there and couldn't go home, us and the V's (neither of us have kids). We played some Mormon card game appropriatly called "And it came to PASS." G.F. wanted to play so we sat around the table with our first round of after midnight snacks, Black Cherry Vanilla Coke for me. Bro v lost the first round of 250 so we pushed to score to 500 out of pity, he still lost so we HAD to play again. It's 2:30 by now and out come the Pixie Sticks!! Oh Dear! Coke and flavored sugar in a tube, what else could you need at 3am? Seriously? At some point Gaylynn forgot my name and called me Gomer. Not sure how that happened, maybe it was the pink paper crown or that I kept skipping her husband, but she had it out for me. And she was winning. At some point John passed out on the couch and we just dealt out his cards and kept playing. MAN DOWN! keep going....Gaylynn was winning and WOULDN"T LET US STOP until she won officially at when D got 500.

When we finally walked into our house at 4:30am, I could not sleep. Hmmh? Wonder why? I did finally sleep, then D started molesting me at some point and then I slept in until 2pm. I love days off. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! off to a great start!