Quotes from people whom you trust your money with......................

Can I run my business out of an internet cafe?

How do you add columns to an Excel spreadsheet?

Why doesn't my laptop work at home? Do I need the internet or something?

I just can't set up a hotmail account. I can't do what you're asking me to do. I just can't do it.

I don't allow my clients to e-mail me. They invested before the internet.

What's an icon?

I don't have any ink for my fingerprint cards, can I get some at Staples?

*Printed and overnighted to me an e-mail attachment that I sent to him.*